chris annie susan chia kok boon

2009-02-06T04:42:00.001-08:00

maris stella high, sec three saint edward.

IS A GAMBLING DEN!
black jack all the way man, hahaha and i thought i got into a nerd class): Hahah heck, im still gonna top the class! 8)
Odac is having first aid now! And worst, the teacher teaching us is, MR YAM. The gay piece of ex-marist, hahaha shout damm loud one. Ah well, hes quite funny when hes not scolding me(:
Ms latha said my chest was big(: Wooooooooooooooooooooo, love the gym, its like a second home(((:
hahaha omg i counted my angpaos ytd, and my total was... 80cents(:

2009-01-29T07:07:00.000-08:00

Hmm, with school now moving so fast, cant really blog much):

It'll be a miracle for my blog to last a month, hhahah well, whats new..
I got caught for hair (first time in sec 3okay!) But i didnt mind cutting, i love being bald(: I think, i cant believe in the 'its a start of new beginings' shit. Ms Latha still dislikes me after a year, haha what to do.
I love odac still.
Ever got the feeling, like when you plan for something to happen, maybe meet your friend you've never met since 2840184 years ago. And it never happens?
Thats just so fucked up. Hahah ah well, thats life. Some people just say stuff for the sake of saying stuff.
I love school, i think english lessons are meaningfull now, i feel like owning st 3 edwards acedemic shit(: I swear i'll get my 6a1s.
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I love my friends, today was friggin ownage at plaza sing, hahaha nictans girlfriend scandal is on! Eugenes gonna do some shit like print it out and paste it all over the school(:
I pity that sac girl abigail or something.
If your reading this, im so sorry!

Hahahah somehow i feel like im always happy, sad is not even in my vocabulary, i havent fought/argued/shouted at anyone since the year start.

Im sucha saint(:

2009-01-23T21:12:00.000-08:00

Omg saykeongs birthday@ cathay was the bombzz(:

Kinda started off messy first, with all the spilting, but it was fateddd!
Cause after we played on that swing in the friggin hot sun! damm retarded, espcially alloy, he sat on my thigh! and this old ah pek kept staring at us (he must have been jealous).
Oh, then we got kp-ed by this sec 4 ncc guy, who says hi to me everytime i disturb their cca, who said something bout getting scolded by mr kwok:/ Must be nic tans fault! jkjk
Headed for serangoon mrt where we totally went to disturb this sec 4 npcc guy with his girlfriend (((: Ah, im such an ass.

Mmh, we watched bride wars! Worst movie that 12 guys watch together. Only good part was when Alloy and Eugene got horny over every single glimspe of the ladies cleavage-.- LOL made a hell lot of noise in the cinema.
And when the movie ended, tau poked sk on stage and sang him his birthday song!(:

Hahaha thanks everyone, Sk, Alloy, Eugene, Jj, Wj, Lu, Bc, Esmond, Gk, JanJan and Hanwei and eveyone else in school that made cny celebration so spastic-ly fun(:
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Ms liong detest our skinny jeans):

liong: you guys look like mud ali (i forgot what she exaclty said)
alloy: i know you think we're sexy *slaps his ass*
liong: what?! no!
me: dont worry miss liong, i'll bring you to peninsula, they sell skinnies!
liong: no!
me: got xxxxxrata large one!
liong: *hits my back*

2009-01-23T06:26:00.000-08:00

2009-01-22T08:38:00.000-08:00

omg, my internet crashed so i havent been blogging for a week! ):
havent been talking to so many people, so weird.

french school comp's in a week+ i really wanna not xia suay! dammit, at least be top 15.. hahaha shit marcus says i needa train so badly.
omg 3e is a killer, theres this dude, jie han? sitting beside me now. HE TALKS TO HIMSELF. SOMEMORE GOT ACTIONS AND ACCENTS. kill me. i swear he's weird. Milton suans him ttm man!
TMRS CNY(:
going out with brazens and gang. heard there are like 20+ peopl going. gang bangggg(:
hahaha cathay again! dammit.
celebrating sks birthday too!
HAPPY 15th LOO SAY KEONG! 'not me, not me!'
(:

2009-01-16T20:42:00.000-08:00

rock climbing training finally started!
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just throw it all away

2009-01-15T05:04:00.000-08:00

3edward is so spastic. Its like a friggin buffet in class! (: milton brought like, peanut butter biscuits to school, zi chao brought pringles? some other dude brings bread etc.
sounds like my sec1 man!

hahaha deja vu

and, I LOST THE CLASS DIARY. FUALLALALAA.
varrella took it.
and hes the most retarded teacher ever.
he was teaching us bout forces, the drawing one.
varrella: draw two lines this way, then connect it at the top (forms a parrellogram),SURPRISE SURPRISE
class: laughs like shit
milton: keeps repeating the same sentence.

you should have been there!
the dude beside me laughs at everything, and gavin is so annoying.
kailiang is SUPER WEIRD talking to teachers
if only you would hear him speak.

after school is so so so so so so fun
2Henry ftw!
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alloy actually looks damm good in short hair! cept for the bleedin gay slope

2009-01-12T06:37:00.001-08:00

Tuition was awesome on sunday!
A math is really getting interesting/hardcore
Hahaha omg sk's really full of shit when he doesnt know the answersssss
if only sarah heah didnt quit):
ah well.

Buying mud bags are super hard to choose/find!
Gonna buy yakpak la heckkkkkk
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it takes two hands to clap (cheem bo)
it takes a hell lot of marist to make and outing so spastic/fun that we dont give a shit of what we were out for
2henry+that npcc guy ftw!

ah, being chairman means i have to sabo some dude tmr): this sucks

2009-01-10T07:22:00.000-08:00

I LOVE MS LEES SOCIAL STUDIES
we're studying the what-makes-a-good-government

TOTALLY SUITS MY PRESIDENTIAL-NESS
JOANNA LEE FTW

2009-01-10T06:41:00.000-08:00

happy 17th birthday sis!

cca maze:
love my friends
loathe my teacher

ahhaah i got this really cool blood thing from the st johns, it was on my face, and since i was walking round in a harness, half the people i tried to trick got jacked(:
especially the close-the-shutters aunty! omg she was damm cute when i burst into laughter. tried to take a bag and hit me :/ ahhaha love her

The h.a.f people are damm retarded (health & fitness) Jethros was going 'last time i 80kg, join haf, now 50kg, somemore got muscles' damm funny la, parents actually fell for that!
omg, then i did archery (: stupid bow thing, pull back that string, and when i let it go, it grazed my friggin breast ): DAMM PAIN the archers were laughing their balls off

Met alot of teachers, mr goy was staring at my balls and blood, mr low told me to wear my shoes, mrs roche said i could own the art, han lao bei did his monkey laugh when alloy jacked him with my injury ( i think he thought it was real, and still laughed-.- ), mrs goh said hi(:

omg, i think st johns is actually quite cool! There was this guy, sec 3, doing the cpr thing. i was with the runners, then we asked for a demonstration! when he started, he was in a world of his own. seriouslyyyy, ask teng! then when he got to the mouth to mouth part, we just walked off(:

marist ftw!
IF YOUR SEC 1, AND FROM MARIS STELLA HIGH, JOIN ODAC(:

Those who dare. ODAC

2009-01-08T00:38:00.000-08:00

Odac's a killer = more fun+more harcore+morechallenging (:
Hahaha nic koh's back! Thats the best part.

Mr Chen can be very cool when hes doing all the physical stuff.
He came up with a cheer! (which is the title of this post) and said that it may be cheesy and all, but in the time to come, it'd be our batch's crying roar (cheem bo)
(:
Instead of all the boring 'circuit' training stuff. The only other reallyhardandcrazytraining was jie jings pt. Now Mr Chens telling us to be leaders and all, and we would have to hit a certain fitness level, and be able to do first aid/camp craft/cpr etc.
There's even a test!
I really want the distinctionnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Kai Liang, my seating parter, says its so hardcore he feels like ponning :/ Ah well
Oh, and yeehui is the vice cap (not me): ) ahahha heck.
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Today was kinda slack, learnt some new math+geog stuff and the rest was all talk.

My body's straining :/
The arms are the killer

2009-01-05T06:47:00.001-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROLYN GOH
good luck with cm(:

2009-01-05T05:48:00.000-08:00

Omg, so much for being chairman):
Its really tiring actually.
You get called out for every single thing!
Mr Chong called my hair a birds nest. I purposely asked to cut shorter than normal :/
Dk pumped me for socks..
hahah omg worst way to start nerd life):

2009-01-03T07:27:00.001-08:00

Hahah i love the brazens!
Had so much shit fun from after school till whereever we went. Sk should really stop sucking cocks! Nic Tan grew taller:( Alloy has the gayest hair on earth!
My class is kinda 'fun' Zhang tong is in it, dwane too. Adam and Ashton are kinda cool. And..................
IM THE BLEEDIN CHAIRMAN(:
im gonna be the most super guai kia everrrr
alloy & jw are chairmans too!
sexaaayyyy

2008-12-31T03:46:00.000-08:00

hahah celines right, i really should start blogging before my blog dies.

todays kinda stupid.
woke up at 1 cause im (still) sick, stared at my half done jian bao thinking that my chinese teachers gonna love me ttm(:
i just realised its new years eve, and i was suppose to go out with the gang for some thing, but mom says 'do your jian bao!' (argh)
newyears eve, same as every year. hair cut.

yeah yuxian, i look like a fat stick now-.-
so much for that chinese phrase

bought shoes for school. i hate bata.
buy and throw away ftw!

GONNA DO MY JIAN BAO NOW.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(if your wondering, ive gotta do 10, ive done, 1(: )
thanks pyx for.. yeah.

2008-12-27T05:37:00.001-08:00

i think i made someone get pissed off with me.

boxflies ftw!

2008-12-26T09:28:00.000-08:00

i wonder whats so fun bout the ' im dedicating this to my class etc. ' post :/

but 2008's ending, seriously never knew i'd miss this class.
remembered sec 1 briefing, i saw my form teacher, freaked out, mrs chia looked like the teacher from mugger land.
douglas sitting infront of me with his gay coral primary uniform
his parents speaking in a tone of chinese even my awesomesecondlanguageness couldnt understand
randy being the only friend in my class yet
the first day of school, sitting next to the now-a-outcast nic tan
trying to assualt him with scissor's and bending his fingers everytime he touched me
the river valley kids sitting infront, and all the ex 6f's ganging up in the center of class
min quan being the gayestlooking dude ive ever saw
dillon yeo being the third guy in class i talked to
ganging up with him against chester
being forced to sit next to chester
having the most retarded few times of class with chester
having to keep borrowing the scissors from sf
hanging out with dillon, jw, wj and alger
all of us being pissed at alger
being best friends with jw and wj
being called chio bu and emo kia
doing skits with dillon and gang
after orientation, started hanging out with sk and the 6f people
laughing with shx ttm
(I REMEMBER ALOT OF THINGS LA)
then sec two came
i got closer to the brazens
things moved so fast
had the time of my life
being best friends with sk alloy eugene wj
playing bball with jj and gang
playing tricks on jit
nipplizing people with bryan and doug
doing gay projects with bryan and winson
making 'winson day'
singing 'here in your arms' with sk to cavin
getting the omar law with sk
laughing at Alloys i-havent-matured-yet
Sks its-emo-rings
Eugenes nininini
Dougs psssssssp
Gks help-me-wax-hair
Jws sex talks
Cavins ma-da-ma-da-da-ne
Maynards hi-wo-shi-maynard
Jons i-will-never-grow
Bcs wag
Algers i-think-i-have-the-nicest-hair-in-class-ness
Nic tans i'll-wank-to-join-the-brazens
Randys when-i-watch-porn-im-zen
Marks what-i-do
Jing Chies star-trek
Yu Kuns im-gonna-tell-my-mom
Omars im-from-the-army
carolyns no-im-not-with-melvin-seow
2henrys yes-you-are-with-melvin-seow

oh gosh, the list goes on

2008-12-26T09:03:00.001-08:00

MERRY CHRISMAS.
i swear i'll put up pictures of italy

pyx keeps reminding me of her, pfft
sam tham is retarded.
shermane is horny
alloy vs nick soo! ):

MON GO OUT. SET? SET!

2008-12-22T13:42:00.000-08:00

got lost in rome. how cool is that

back on wed!

lost my bag):

If i could find you now things would get better

2008-12-19T10:15:00.000-08:00

Boo.
In florence/tuscany (im confused) now(:

So far out of bout, 7 days, ive bought.................
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1 thing!
Alloys pad!
Kidding, kidding. Its some leather jacket thing dad (actually) got for me.
Ah well, i cant wait to get back to sg, missing everything and everyone back there :/
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Happy birthday Pang Yuxian!
Sorry for adding (a mere) six dollars to your phone bill :/

Yeah i know you miss me
(:
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Ahhhh i gotta start studying before i lose it.
Dad keeps lecturing me bout my future.
Chris Chia the nerd ftw!

2008-12-14T00:17:00.000-08:00

Miliannnnnnnn.
very very very very cold

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missed me?
(:

2008-12-11T05:28:00.000-08:00

AND SK'S BACK

2008-12-11T03:16:00.000-08:00

Alloy, the new age sanitary pad advertiser for people travelling overseas by air. Also known as Brazen Testes. My daugther.

Alloy: You nid pads ? I will get you whisper. You want ultra sounds or whisper in the wind
Me: LOL, both. Double protection
Alloy: Okok, scared u menstruate on th whole plane
Me: Hahahah yeah, later red sea):
Alloy: yarh ppl start floating on ur period.

(Worst photoshop job ever)
(:
-If anyone finds this picture offending, im so sorry. I'll do one picture for you too.-
IM GONNA BE AWAY FROM THE 12TH TO THE 24TH. BYE EVERYONE
Miss ya.

We die when love is dead

2008-12-10T06:34:00.000-08:00

granny left for states this morning!

SCREW VIKINGS.
SCREW VIKINGS.
SCREW VIKINGS.
SCREW VIKINGS.
SCREW VIKINGS.
SCREW VIKINGS.
SCREW VIKINGS.
SCREW VIKINGS.
SCREW VIKINGS.
my heads spinning.

Hahah, thanks for the (cheapo) bear yuxian(:

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Italy tomorrowwwwwwwww
i havent packedddddddddd
moms scolding meeeeeeeee
argh.

you know you cant have her
why still bother

she said lets change our luck

2008-12-09T15:11:00.000-08:00

i am so sorry for falling asleep on you.

I'll blend up that rainbow above you

2008-12-09T02:29:00.000-08:00

High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue
Everywhere is balanced there like a rainbow above you

Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard
For heaven’s sake, keep me awake so I won’t be caught off guard
Clearly I am a passerby but I’ll find a place to stay
Dear pacific day, won’t you take me away?

Small town hearts of the New Year
Brought down by gravity, crystal clear
City fog and brave dialogue converge on the frontier

Make haste, I feel your heartbeat
With new taste for speed, out on the street
Find a road to a humble abode where both of our routes meet
The silver sound is all around and the colors fall like snow
The feeling of letting go, I guess we’ll never know
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Hahaha talking to Alloy is the funniest serious shit ever.
Love his dog

The Saltwater Room

2008-12-08T07:28:00.000-08:00

From Wj

1. What do they call you in class?
Chris, or Testes
2. Who is the most quiet in class?
Khiang and all the nerds
3. Which teacher always gets angry with you all ?

Uh.. LATHA ):
4. Who is always the earliest to reach school?
Jing Chie
5. Who is always late enter class ?
Nick and Jw
6. Who is the smartest?
Hahah me?
7. Who always sleep in class?
Me & Cavin!
8. Who is the leader of the class?
Me? LOL i think sk.
9. Which subject do you hate most?
Chinese-.-
10. What was the worst punishment in class?
Omar's Law & Carolyn confiscated one of my combs. wtf?
11. What do you bring to class?
Moving rubber and a comb (:
12. What is the best subject?

Art!
13. What do you always do in class?
Look in the ohp / Laugh at teachers
14.Have you ever get scoldings from yr teacher ?
Yeah, for everything under the sun.
15.whats your position in clss fr MYE ?

First? (haha no, 8th)
16.Have you ever had become first in class?
Art (ftw)
17.who do you sit with ?
Sk! & Cavin ):
18.people around you ?
Sk, Cavin, JQ
19.Your clique
Hahaha clique.
Umm brazens!
20.Pass to 3 ppl.

This is the worst quiz ever! who would want to do it

watching harry potter lah, what porn!

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Touch sight taste like fire

2008-12-06T08:54:00.000-08:00

I am the BEST Friend 4eva man.

Friggin shacked now, slept at wonderful 5am cause i was umm, being umm, concerned (: for pyx. Hahahah omg she totally tired to scare and humour me with her gay ghost stories and lame jokes. BUT i shot her back by telling her bout the texas chainsaw and my awesome life story (: She loves me and thanks me to bits, i have an sms to prove it.
I'd forward it to ya'll if you wanna *big smirk*

Met elysebeth at 5pm (how coincidental) in bugis to go for andrews thang. Surprisingly, it was kinda fun!
Happy birthday Andrewwwwwyouneedtoloseweightwwwwwwwww (:

Oh, liz lost her phone, damm suey.
But it was fun to have 6 guys help you find one thing right!

(:
Fun Joy & Laughter

We could leave this town

2008-12-04T23:20:00.000-08:00

Really enjoyed the Snow white, wild rice production thing, effing hillarious.
Sabastian Tan is the bombbbbb

Woke up at 7? just to go to some weird market. Its been awhile since i went back to the yck area. Hahaha ten years living there and nothing has changed!

Then ate at the hawker centre thing, and while i was queuing, some stupid old man was walking towards me, so being the nice-civilised-humble person i am, i stepped aside. And that piece of shit totally stared at me, smiled and shook his head. Like im some loner. Making the two ah mas in front laugh-.-
ARGH.

All the more the reason why i hate older people.

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What would you say if someone went up to you asking you to come to his hotel room?

Ao: I'm checking into the hotel at 2 so you can come anytime after that :)
(plus got smiley face leh!)

Me: huh *freaks out*
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Ao: My birthday hotel thing at Roxy. Liz and shit would be there

Holdin' you tonight

2008-12-04T08:11:00.000-08:00

I remember the car you were last seen in
And the games we would play
All the times we spilled our coffees
And stayed out way too late

ownage,
thanks to celine!
Shes my lesbian mom and im her gay son (;

i can be serious okay!

2008-12-04T07:18:00.000-08:00

PHOTOS
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Omg, i just found out sarah heahs overseas in kl or something. To be awesomely nice, i shall wish her goodbye on my post!

BYE SARAH, have fun, dont scold me!

2008-12-01T01:26:00.000-08:00

Aye, my blog's dying ):
It's December first! One more month till.. long pants! Hahaha and ten more days till Italy.

Mmh, to summarise off Bintan.. Its just huge waves, high temperatures, hell lot of sandflies and really dao angmohs! Which lead to, late night mahjong and cards! (which i totally owned everyone[: ) And alot of other fun things that slipped my mind.
Hahaha, peace!
(thank you pearlene, without that gay mp3 of yours, i'd be dead by now[: )

Im gonna shave pangyuxian hairless! Who wants to join me(:

2008-11-26T06:12:00.000-08:00

hey skunks! today was so shacked.
Woke up at 7 cause my phone vibrated on my thigh. (worst place to vibrate), then packed ate and left to get pearlene's mp3!
my motto: never be early, backstabbed me again. She was friggin late! Ah well. Short legs = Slow pace (: Okay! So she brought me to the mrt (how nice), but got lost like 3times (how not nice).
Got home, ate blah blah, and went to tuition with sk! He was late too. Okay anyway! I went climbing! AND I SUCK SO BAD. I bet even the raffles girls could do better. Ah well, all i need to do now is weights and a hell lot of slimming pills.

Leaving for Bintan tomorrow morning!
I pray i come back blacker.

2008-11-24T21:29:00.000-08:00

Talking to Celine Kee is awesomee.

small fonts rock!! (:

Wahhahaha, Saykeongs amazed at my playlist ((:

2008-11-23T04:27:00.000-08:00

me: lets talk bout happy stuff!
ethel lim: ahaha kk
*thinks*
ethel lim: EH. I'm damm sad k

Ethel lim rocksss, stupid rojak (:

2008-11-22T22:57:00.000-08:00

Maybe it did hurt you, maybe it's all my fault.
What if i had another chance, so what if its the millionth time i've said this.
Please dont say you dont bother.
You and me, we'd built cities
/ i pray that's so small, no one would read it but you /
Next year's secondary three. Ah, cant get over the fact that i'd be separated from the rest. So much for being pure lit. Thats not the only thing. Even the stuff Ethel told me. The world's starting to screw up, i pray its just a phase, maybe we'd be better next time? Yeah. I know ive been sorta dumb stupid screwed up. Now that she's gone, i'm back. Hah.
So blind, so blind.
What's my purpose in life eh.
Hope it aint to make people, super upset.
Would it help to tell you im sorry?
Bang.

Life's a drama
I'm the antagonist

Shoot me.

2008-11-20T06:59:00.000-08:00

Oh btw, i broke my phone while trying to find it and accidently stepping on it in the process. So! if i give a reply like ' who are you ', please forgive me!
And i also need your numbers, please dont be like carolyn goh and give fake ones.

2008-11-20T06:35:00.000-08:00

I started on math work!
quote of the day.
Metro Station's Shake it, was to promote masturbation day (:

Helped Sk with his blog, friggin did it countless times. (I'm the best) Mmh, for the curious, his url is touchmytits.blogspot.com. He came up with that all by himself, we're so proud! unlike alloy's thname-alloy.blogspot.com (:
Dammit, we needa go crash alloys house and find his circumsized neighbours.

im proving to Yuxian that i have the ability to not insult her!
chrischia ftw!

2008-11-18T21:14:00.000-08:00

Havent posted for quite some time :/
Yesterday: Brazen's on ice!
We can skate! (at least most of us can[: ) Met up with Alloy, Wj and gk at aljunid. The ACTUAL plan was to meet at 12. But Mr Alloy thought it was 12 30. And as usual, i was too early (i reached at 11 40+, dammit). So i had to wait for bout 1hr.
stupid thing #1: Alloy told gk to bring two umbrellas, when there was shelther all the way to the bus stop.
stupid thing #2: Alloy brought us across the overhead bridge to the opposite bus stop, when we were suppose to take 158 from the nearer-to-the-mrt bus stop
(notice practically all the stupid things are done by Alloy [: )

I saw Kris (aunty soo ni's daughter) at the ice skating ring!
The whole time we spent there was filled up with falls, ice fights, getting scolded multiple times by the ice skating guy, getting mobbed by girls (((:

mobbed #1: (according to Alloy) Wj was humping him, then he fell, and grabbed onto something, which resulted in his ass pertruding in a very unsightly position. Then came two girls who just entered the ring. They got so shocked, one girl placed her both hands on his both ass cheeks.
mobbed #2: our amazing hot-ness given out by us, attracted a very young girl, like a magnet attracting staples. And she amazingly, flew towards us, grabbing sks ass, clutching on to it for dear life.
we rock(:
Went to Kfc for 'lunch', and headed back to sk's crib (crib ah, not creep *stares at alloy*) to go gyming!
After some time, the rest left, leaving myself, jj and sk at the gym.
In short, we did alot of retarded stuff that required the security guard staring at us countless times(:

Got home at bout 11plus after sending jj back. And fell asleep after talking to Alloy on the phone.
I swear he's so retarded, i laughed so much.

2008-11-16T00:38:00.000-08:00

Heard everyone got their class allocations! I think Maris Stella totally scammed us.

wj: that time i go china the mr xing say cannot appeal one, he said he call back to school and asked
me: then what was the stupid meet-the-teachers thing for
wj: dunnno

Liars! ): Momma's gonna complain on monday, go momma!
Yesterday was really sweet, thrashed my mom & big sis at bukit timah hill (eat my dirt man), and for dinner, went to Aunty Lyn's place! Celebrated her daughters 4 birthday (i have no idea how to spell her name, chayanne or something, lets just call her annie) Annie, was really cute, shes super full of life *unlike my cousins who only know how to play maple. Yucks* Bet when Annie grows up, she'd be drop-dead gorgeous. Dammit, i wish i was four.
Tomorrow's finally the thing! I have no idea what to wear. Some dude, i think weijie, said wear class tee. (luckily) I sent it to wash! :/
Wednesday i'm suppose to help Jade make some birthday card. The last card i made was burnt(:
Oh and pangyuxian said go ro's place on Wednesday morning. (Its at.. tampines or something!)

I found tuition! Raffles trust (SUCK IT BISHAN THING WHO DIDNT ACCEPT JUST CAUSE THEY THOUGHT I COULDNT CATCH UP AND WASNT GOOD ENOUGH. I swear i'll kill that proud bitch who talked to my mom on the phone.) And apparantly i know bout 50% of the dudes there. Marist softballers(: Even Sarah Heah and Chryselda are from there. Though Chrys quit :/
I told the Mr pek that i was from mshs, then he shot out saying if i knew LOO SAY KEONG. Then i thought..

*conversation with sk and chrys*
Chrys sms-es: is your friend, saykeong, from raffles trust?
me: *ask's sk who is beside me*
sk: what the fuck is raffles trust

Now the doctor something thinks Sk is one blur dude(:

2008-11-14T00:50:00.000-08:00

Santa Maria!
Woke up at bout 7 to go for the golf thing at 9 in sentosa. It's really cool actually, to see them to players so damm close. Dad says if i become a pro golfer, he'll get me all those nice nice golf attires i see in magazines. Hah! Like that'll ever happen.

Friendsters dying on me!

I've thought alot, i really wanna ace my o's (guess so does everyone). I cant push myself, just by myself, gotta get into mind-blowing-stress-me-out-till-i-become-a-nerd tuition!
Hahaha, thanks Celine for helping me with the letter last night! Gave it to the gerneral office today, pray i'd get what i wanna.
Dad kept telling me on how its so important to be able to get a good career, and not to make momma angry. Guess what!

I just broke her blender.
her comes the cane+whip+belt+knieves.

2008-11-13T06:51:00.000-08:00

dont smoke, dont drink

Remember all the shi-sha commotions. I just found out my sister does it too, i can't stop her, shes 18, she aint underage. Ah well, dad kinda disliked her speaking bout it judging from his expressions.

Hahah omg i burned a volcano in my wallet at zara today :/ The shirt was really cool! It said 'Oui I am French', totally suits me (:
Oh! It's confirmed, monday, 1pm, kallang leisure. Everyones invited! (especially those who owe money).
Alloy's new fav. phrase 'santa mariaaaa'

alloy : so lets see who can make it then evaluate
alloy: chim bo [:
my super cool friends acting intelligent.
then they started drawing dicks.
alloy: *draws a dick errected*
gk: its errected down
alloy: yours what
sk: *draws alloy a dick*
alloy: walau i give your dick bold colour leh, den mine so thin!
me: let the cough*top in level for art* draw for you see
shit, my msn no drawing tool
*then they draw soggy biscuits that look like feaces*

Ahhh really really tired, dad wants me to watch the barclays singapore open tomorrow. Sigh.
I'll complete this another time!

2008-11-12T19:30:00.000-08:00

Finally did up my Facebook account. Im gonna add all the teachers! From now on, i must be extra extra careful with the words i use *insert angelic face here*

NO ODAC TILL NEXT YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

1) freedom
2) no training = fats ):

Oh, the sec3 year head just called me up. She said something like 's7 to s10 is a downgrade' blah blah. Even the teachers are talking bout it! (im getting popularr [: )
My com's totally screwed, theres some weird 'photo gallery' virus. Gah, i have to fix it if not momma's gonna take my allowance to pay the repair dude :/ (so mean, so mean)

Mornings suck, hahaha busy talking to ro bout nn *perverse smiley* She fell in love with his sweat *another perverse smiley*

2008-11-12T07:16:00.000-08:00

all you gotta do is watch me.

New skin! Wonder if i'd actually bother try making my own skins :/ It'll be a fun hol assignment.
Oh, and all you marist out there, i lost my math homework, and theres a big hole in the chinese one. Cause the amazing Chris Chia sat on it during a talk [the floor was dirty!] and the ass sweat made the paper all mushy. Help!! I know Tan Rui Hao lives just next door, but i dont have his friggin number. Sigh, Kelvin Tan's gonna scold me ):

So it's ice skating on monday, ya'll all better be there, been awhile since the class met up eh.

/ doctor love

2008-11-11T08:01:00.000-08:00

Heard the o's are almost over! *stares at cousins* Owe money, pay money!
I actually went on diet today. Started to bother doing situps, thanks to Lu! (hey im not fat k!)

oh, im officially unbanned(:

mmh, misspyx just reminded me of my past.
ouch man, ouch.

2008-11-09T18:28:00.000-08:00

*looks around*
Nobody. Phew! Finally can sneak on to the com. Shhhhhh

Hahah omg i was banned on friday cause i came home late :/ sigh, weirdest punishment for the smallest mistakes. Not my fault the bus so slow whaat):
ive missed out so much!
_________

Saturday: Tried to run
Cath class party
007 midnight showw (it sucked so bad, even i could do better!)
Cath party was a disaster. Amy and anne are the worst game planners in history. The games were so dumb, even Alloy's smarter(:
Then there was the.. performance by nat and andrew. Nat's like.. average on the guitar (andrew.o's wayyyy better) And Andrew cant really sing! (even im better! should have heard what samuel said)
Mmmh, the only other thing i can really remember was Samuel playing with a teddy bear, Samuel gaying me, losing my phone cover, looking like retards in the stupid games, and trying to scare people in the toilet.
Hahaha and and, i talked to Annabella's (sp) dad! Hes so nice, ask me so many questions.

Sunday: Church
View houses
Olanda sat behind me in church! So paiseh. Haha and the house that my dad and mom likes, is so ugly and old! If ya'll move there, im living in my box again. Even Sarah agrees!
________

Oh, and just now met Sarah at Kap, talked alot, (thanks for the bear! and the shirt thing!) and ran in the rain! Hahah she should just pon training. Should get her the 'book of excuses' all the little juniors in Odac always use.

Thanks Andre for the chain! Good luck with _______ *perverse msn smiley*

Gotta run! Mom may be back anyyyyyy moment now, peace!
OH and pangyuxian! You better not go china, You owe me so much! (Im so good at being nice right(: )

2008-11-07T08:23:00.000-08:00

Did i tell you how i dream to become the next president?

mom: since Obama won.. theres hope for females to become powerful! *rambles on bout how the females in the world need a stand*
me: hey! but i want to be powerful!
mom: well, the next president confirm is female.
me: im gonna change sex mom, im gonna be the first transvestite president!

please dont be surprised if your future world leader is a transvestite by the name of Christopher Celine Chia.

suck it, all you straight homo-sapiens!

2008-11-07T07:23:00.000-08:00

Fate/
Most of ya'll may think im crazy to have done that. It's kinda weird, the human mind, or maybe its just fate. Since today's incident, made me think.
Type #1
Jet: JOKE OF DE YEAR LA U
Jet: S7 APpeal to S10
Jet: no ps its de joke of de decade
Hahah i'm not angry at what he said, guess these are the kind that amuses me! I love Jet (:

Type #2
Sk: but i like your descision though
Sk: dont listen to others
Sk: listen to yourself
mmmh, respect man, respect
________

Did up the notice board already. Please dont scold me Ms Latha.

-if it were this way, why did we even start.

2008-11-06T20:30:00.000-08:00

Maris Stella & its Asshole-ness
Its the 5th of november, guess everyone would get to see the subject combinations their going in to next year. Sigh. Haha no one cried though, just alot of laughs. We seem really not bothered, its kinda obvious everyone of us feels like breaking down and burning the motherftard school principal.
This is war.
Umm i guess everyone already knows my subject combi, so i shant bother mentioning it here.
Oh well, gonna meet Mrchen and all tmr to settle this stupid acedemic shit. Good luck everyone.
______

Fought with momma yesterday, she keeps scolding me. Cant stand it. Hahah i actually tried running way from home, since i kinda made the person i usually talk to really angry, i called pangyuxian instead.
She best.
First i called her, no answer. Then she called me, (im not stupid) phone vibrated for one second, and she hung up. Making me call her back! Typical singaporean way of saving money -.-
note to self: shes super boring
note to self #2: shes a tv addict and super boring
note to self #3: she has a limited vocabulary and that makes her extremely God damm boring
note to self#4: her voice sucks, still dare suan mine, and shes deaf
(:

Hahah screw them results. Yeah, we really can still live like this.

2008-11-05T06:04:00.000-08:00

SCREAAM.
went Jets house to watch horror shows and freak our balls out.

texas chain saw something & jaws II [someone save me]

mmh, we were actually supposed to meet at serangoon at 1030. guess what! i woke up at 10.
there goes my motto, never be early.
but what the hell, i was the forth to reach out of, 7 people. -.-
started drawing while waiting for sk. talked alot of crap with alloy and douglas. jet's in love with the 'geekhiangs mother video' and douglas, with powerranger handphone games. today made me officially detest people who play with playstation portable. so noisy!
walked to jets house after, then watch the texas chain saw thing! its so scary, everyone died (the good people) and we screamed a hell lot('cept for the sex scene *stares at alloy*)
there was one scene, near the ending, that freaked us out so much.
reacts scene
*everyone sits round the computer screen waiting for the stupid show to end and the girl to be finally safe*
-the girls in the car driving away, then the leather face appears for the rear seat and slices through the drivers seat with the chain saw. killing her-
*everyone screams like bitches and i found myself at the door of the room*
_____

spent the rest of the little day talking bout asses with ro and other weird sick shit with pearlene.

ALLOY JIAJUN AND SK STOLE MY CHICKEN
ALLOY WATCHES PORN ON PSP
JETS BEEHOON SUCKS
i rock in cs(:

2008-11-04T07:09:00.000-08:00

Staedler ftw!
i remember i did this really awesome thing after class using some marker. miss goh was giving tpc so i just started drawing her. stupid woman kept moving.
ahh in the end it got erased cause mr chen came in. sigh

so! today i picked up my lovely staedler box, took out my class photo. ya know the one with everyone formally attired and looking smart (at least we tried!), and started doing the draft.
haha its gonna be a tribute to 2Henry

me: im gonna draw my class
ro: remember to draw nigel as a fugly jerk
ro: okay????????????????????????????????????
ro: silence means consent

hahah, im gonna be my sisters homemaker and pangyuxian wants to have her sex in my house with ******* ***. (:

2008-11-02T06:35:00.000-08:00

dad scolded me for waking up at 1 today, and he hogged the com with his weird chess games. grr
____

todays nov2nd! means that pyx and ro are back from china, pyx seems to be only able to say '?' and 'yeah' now :/

ahh, sis and dad keep quarrelling with each other.
all the drama.

2008-11-01T07:12:00.000-07:00

mmh, slept so late last night waiting up for drew.
woke at bout 10? people keep shouting for me to get out of bed. dammit
amazingly, i have tuition at 10 30! im never late though, magic (:
nah, its just that lao shi is always late-er cause shes caught in traffic. tuition was utterly weird though, ji jian (timothy) kept telling me bout how he wants to shoot fire using his hands through alchemy, an felicia's actually helping him! wthh

had lunch at sicc, dad made me friggin walk all the way in through the golf course to see old ah ma's chipping. pespired like a mutt and he still wanted me to sit with him outside to see old ah gongs putting. my gosh.
had some pizza and headed to cath!
everyone was arguing on how bad we'll do for the presentation.
natthanel's group had. THRITY ONE SLIDES. oh my mom. ours had like, eight? hahah i lept moving round cause mr mark wanted to take photos in my chair :/
my phone died during cath, everytime i open the drafts, it shuts down. screw nokia. at least the camera worked, and boss andre used it to take a photo of amy! how smart. plus he friggin put it as my display picture. i love andre. *grr..*
hahah then at 5, we had go to another class for the talk on becoming a lector. met with olandas class, compared to ours, they're like twice our size
and we met.. basil! the most boring man on planet eath(: hes so boring that even amy sleeps.
got our lector forms and bounced.

went for all saints day mass. totally fell asleep for the first half after walking to whole day. the choir woke me up, they're getting really good! i feel like joining them :/

chris chia's gonna sing! cheers

2008-10-31T08:50:00.000-07:00

TRICK OR TREAT

im gonna steal those shades from drew one day

Happy Ha ha halloweenn!
hahah im really happy today (i think)
umm, started off with odac. pt and stuff, then climbing! kinda sucked though, im really bored of the old wall, we gotta start making a new route! mmh, then after all that, just slacked till ms latha came. jared and justin danced to 'my humps'! erotic bunch of juniors, hahah too bad i couldnt take video:/
im gonna be in charge of making the odac notice board (:

at bout 4 50, left to house to rush to andrews house. i was on time! 6pm sharp, but as usual, he was bathing and liz was still at home.
note to self: never be early
messed around with andrews stuff, and bang! he came in with a towel round his balls (censored yo). ouch. hahah waiting for like.. 20mins for him to change. then i (tried) to play the guitar! im really good (: i can play like.. the g note and the d note. uh huh uh huh.
hahah uncle archie came in and saw me
uncle archie: hey! your here, you can play the guitar too?
me: totally *smiles and pretends to strum*
andrew: agrees sarcarstic-ly
im good.

then messed with drews cam and com abit. took an awesome photo of mr zac efron, played with his caps, fedoras.. etc till liz came and tried to scare her with the face mask! but she played cool and said we were lame :/
(totally should have seen her face at the night safari's halloween trail thing)
anyway, cabbed to the night safari FRIGGIN 26 BUCKS, they owe me cashh. even the price of the entrance tickets were like.. 36. they owe me 16 more!
note to self #2: never eat in the night safari. its slow. its expensive. its hot. its crowded.
plus liz got gastric an puked everything!

-chris.

2008-10-30T07:44:00.000-07:00

today,
dad took leave again, brought me down to sicc to play golf and gym
total stress re-mover. Stared at the ball, thought it was you, bang. My golf totally sucks now, havent played since exams started. dad's so dissapointed :/
headed to the gym after a miserable 80balls, i just realised i gained 5kg :O ..hope it isnt fat.. ah well, shit happens. sicc's gym is filled with old men trying to get rid of their tummy, so cute so cute. (dads one of them)
*walks into gym, sees my old man walking on the tredmill*
me: hey dad, shouldnt you increase the speed
dad: very fast what!
me: *stares at meter -3km/h*
love my dad (:

ah, typing and deleting sure does relieve stress.

2008-10-29T20:45:00.000-07:00

hsm3 sucks.
sing to the dawn sucks more.

haha wth, where did all the good movies go!
oh, celines back! finally there'd be someone to talk to (i hope :/)

ytd: met some friends to watch hsm. kept arguing throughout that zac efron had plastic surgery blah blah. then at 6 rushed to vivo to meet samuel and olanda (with her mom) for the primere thing. samuel was being an ass asking me to do ... *inside info*. the movie sucks, seriously, the jokes are more slapstick than mr garnesh's stories. but we'd all had fun yeah? hahah thanks mrs low for sending me back.

the world's crashing
everyones leaving
thought i could take freedom
so wrong, so wrong.

sorry im not rich
sorry im not street smart
sorry im not in your school
sorry your friends dont like me
damm, like you did
i'll remember your last words on the phone.
last words. hah.

happy birthday chris chia.

2008-10-27T03:51:00.000-07:00

edit/
its midnight! just spent the first part of the day i was born scolding alger telling him to change and stuff. sigh. hahah anyway, andrew cheered me up! love my cousin/

i thought you were still 10
ao says: oh well!
ao says: whoooops.
ao says: :D ao says: well, 14 now eh.
ao says: one step closer to being a man
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: LOL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: IM MAN K
ao says: congrats
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: ive got balls of steal
ao says: couhcoughwomancoughcough
ao says: HAHA
ao says: STEAL.
ao says: you stole em?
ao says: aw
ao says: i knew it
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: LOL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: STEEL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: LOL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: AHHAHAHA
ao says: THEYRE NOT YOURS
__
*laughs alot*
__
ao says: stolen balls.
ao says: whoopee.
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: LOL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: AHAHAHAHAH
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: HAHHAHAHA
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: hell yeah (;
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: didnt you steal yours?
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: buying is for the rich
ao says: HAHAHA
ao says: i dont need to steal what i have an excess of
ao says: :D
ao says: and no one can steal them
ao says: cos theyyre protected
ao says: quite extensively
ao says: by you know what.
love him shit man. hahah funny fat ass
_____

Finalllyy..
got my pants man. and sis got her shoes (im gonna steal them!)
queensway is full of shit to buy! gah and the toilet sign is like, 'please take care of your belongings, there has been 2 cases reported of theft when the victim was easing themselves' so cute, so cute.

its really getting boring, everyones overseas, even wj's going china tomorrow! with all the rest of the people who signed up. pfft.
friendsters being stupid again, guess it means my internets dying, off to fix it!

sk says someone pranked sms ms goh :/ how immature some people are. sigh, plus hes in deep shit now. gosh, please own up (whoever) sabotaging is for assholes.

.. fourteen tomorrow(:, life seems to be moving really quick eh

2008-10-25T12:28:00.000-07:00

The Best Damm Partay.

(in saykeongs house sleeping over (: )

thank God tuition was cancelled. i was so effing tired, and spent the rest of the little afternoon playing on my rusty xbox and reading stupid chinese books (THANKS MOM).

church was the awesomest. samuel is retarded. andre got a new awesome cute phone. chris chung went ahlian throughout the whole day. daphne is so mean. yup.

then after cath, olanda and nicole did this really sweet thing to make some cupcakes and olanda wrote a card for my birthday (which is on tuesday! noo i cant be getting old) shes really an awesome friend. hahah and yup, im in love with the card and the bikini monkey (; (pyx, wheres my card! )

took some pictures (i look effing retarded la!) and mom fetched me to go sk's house. seriously, i felt super mean to suddenly leave :/ sigh.

anyway! got to sks house at like.. 6? gosh, carolyn, her boyfriend and omar left already ): couldnt show them the class vid :/ ahhaha heck. got changed and started jumping into the pool where all the sick twisted yet awesomely fun games were going on (:

omg then there was a super large cake saying 'happy 14th birthday chris' wow. and my present from everyone was a throw into the swimming pool while they sang the birthday song. ahahha and and wei jie poured beer all over my hair and body): oh and i later found out mom brought the cake. hahah that undescribable speechless feeling.. i love my friends and my mom (:

then we kept playing, and the stupid secruity guard came nearly 7times just to tell us to lower our volume. pfft. then bout 11? we went to leisure park for the late night movie.

0035hrs.

20TH CENTURY BOYS SUCK. its not scary. its stupid and freaky. and then storyline totally sucks.

alot of shit happened in the building, cam whored like losers (the toilet incident was the best)

finally we decided to tell nic tan (who is currently seating beside me watching ju-ong or something. damm its scart) that we didnt like his attitude and he really needs to change. and confessed bout all the times we pangsehed him. he totally cried. but hes over it now (i hope :/)

well, the truth hurts. people have to learn. hahah why be haters?

mmh. jiajun just said its 4. haha yeah, we're totally not feeling tired. im blogging, eugene sk etc are playhing black jack. alloy and jj are playing psp. nic tan jw and the rest are watching some gay scary movie. 2Henry rocks (:

showed them the video, its a success, putting it up on youtube soon

thanks for everything today guys

olanda and nicole for the awesome time after cath

saykeong for holding the party

alloy eugene jw bc bryan etc for the awesome fun today

jet jq weijie for the lovely food

and everyone else under the beautiful moon.

(oh alloy just tried your cupcakes. hes in love with you now LOL )

love ya guys (:

AlloY : nt wif u bt ur cupcakessss ;DD

brazens hand shake

dildo.anus.condom.g-string.testes.p!nis

desperate

SUCK IT HSM

we're so hot (alloy wth are you doing*perverse face*)

2008-10-23T09:02:00.000-07:00

Cheers to two.
last day of school. last day we'd be in the same class sitting in the same room staring at the same ol' bunch of awesome farts - rather emotional much :/
thank god none of us failed. we'd still see each other around. hahah brazen family cant fall apart! persistance is ownage.

today still kinda sucked. morning, alloy and i went to check algers report book IN SECRET. he told everyone he got 60%
*open*
53%- class position 40/40
sigh, hate liars
well, then stupid alloy WENT TO OPEN IT AGAIN AND LAUGHED SOMEMORE. and alger came in and saw. gosh. umm, so a fight almost sparked again, and alger got pushed to the floor.
sigh. last day of school, stop fighting ya'll

morning assembly was full of laughter. brazens kept nudging each other till mr chen told alloy and i to stand infront. HE LAUGHED AT MY SINGING ):
after that was more talks and spring cleaning-.-
after school was stupid! cant believe nic tan actually wanted to wank to be in the family. gosh. plus we tried to pangseh him. sad yet cant help it.

played pool, peninsula, then went home. brazens had fun today, finally got my bermudas. effing 23 bucks ):
__

pangyuxian and rachelong are leaving for china today at 8. sigh. no one else to argue with till nov2 man): hahah have a safe trip, dont drink milk!

__
wow, birthday on tues man. im getting old ):

2008-10-22T04:00:00.000-07:00

oh my oh my.
The realease of the overall marks. Hah, started off with some stupid talk bout HOW TO GET RID OF PIMPLES *suddenly everyone starts staring at each others faces* some weird brand called oxy came to promote themselves. Unlucky enough, some idoit from 2G started bursting the 'health products' and outcame sticky white-ish substance *coughsemencough* that spread all over the floor. Other exploded packets were passed round the cohord to scare the shit out of the weak hearted.
Another talk was one sex and pornography. *everyones eyes widen* the speaker sucks so bad, he thought we didnt know what 'echo' is. well, the family just sat around and started talking bout everything under the sun till he finished his talk bout how to not get addicted when half of sec 2 is already porn freaks. bit too late eh mshs ?

anyway, we got back our report books. 65%? christopher chia, wth is wrong with you. cant you get a proper 70%, your suppose to be all brains and no nothing else. sigh. guess your stuck. you wanted s3, & s6 is 67% and the rest are 64 and below. go kill yourself bitch.
oh my, then odac till 3 40+. ms latha didnt scold me today! (she even praised me on how a good leader i can be and whatnot since sec1s look up to me or something. wawawa) oh gosh.

i finally returned my super cool 6months + overdue books
awesome conversation with teacher:
librarian- so you finally returned them
me- mmhm
librarian- what happens if you do it again in sec 3?
me- *ponders* nah.
librarian- what nah nah?
me- haha. i'll change.
librarian- you'll change?
me- totally! just watch me *smirks*
hahah i'll miss the library periods with 2Henry, sigh, the kallang waves (;

spill my paint- i think your mothereffing retarded
ali and Jade- wts?

gah. everytime, just everytime.
everytime i joke bout her you go 'uh',
just shove me off and tell me to go?
gosh,
you used to be so much awesomer.

till then, lets own our upper secs kids

2008-10-21T04:36:00.000-07:00

i found the meaning!
brazen hussy = A saucy or impudent girl
LOL so i complained and the new names for myself is uh. brazen testes-.- gk's is brazen panties or some shit. hahah so spastic, so spastic.

mmh.. today was boring. got back class photos though (finally!) and TRIED to taopok jonny but he friggin hit my balls *ouch ): * but edwin chi suffered shit man. stupid punk hit me (and my balls too ]: )
then spent rest of the day watching movies and listening to talks. gosh.

2008-10-20T05:05:00.000-07:00

smiles and their laughter
its the only thing that ive been waiting for
a time
regardless of our distance and our hope
grows greater
..
haha it was awesome, 2Henry.

Mmh so according to omar, todays one of the last times 2Henry gets to do stuff together. like.. clean up the parks! Wooo (sense our enthusiasm) mmh index 1-20 was with carolyn(thank God) and the rest (21-40) had LOADS of fun!
The class party was finalized to be at saykeongs house, and we even asked to teachers along!
weijie: hey miss goh, are you free on Saturday
carolyn: why, asking me out ah
me: ewh, who in the right mind would do that
(everyone runs)
Ah well, at least she agreed after much persuasion (from me duh!) next was mr chen. hahah we had to beg carolyn cause all of us where *scared* shy! to speak to him.
Hm, then we started picking friggin litter. Guess what, THERE WAS NO LITTER(seriously! only a few pieces of plastic) gosh. And we glanced over at mr chens group and they were picking dead leaves! *sees no evil*
carolyn: lets comb the area
*takes out combs from back pocket*
Hahah omg we were super lame. Carolyn was worse, she told us a story bout how she had a snake crawl on her(so irrelevant!) oh and douglas was super drama momma again. He had to use a glove! to pick up litter (plus the glove had the middle finger part torn out)

After everything, we were given a chance to tell the class bout sat. So sk used his (posuer) rapper voice to talk to the class. One guy didnt know what 'crib' meant!
Then we had some stupid sharing thing on '2 things on what we would miss bout the class'.
The best answers were.. the paya lebar answers, and the family answers (you should have seen the way geekhiang said it), the one where shun feng said 'i will miss my cliques' and everyone went 'HUH', hahaha wth, and of course jiajuns when he addressed the class one by one till miss goh asked him to sit down. and soon after, it rained! i was wearing converse how to run! miss goh was wearing flats (worse)
Got back to school.. and right before recess ended. HUGE taopok on saykeong (i always find myself getting the people on the floor :/ ) so i was second at 10 more people were on top. Alot of us were strugling for our breaths. Luckily we got up before mr chen could enter class *phew*
after school did some shit with my sisters at orchard till 5 and got home.

ah celines leaving for paris (i miss paris!) today, hope she has lots of fun and a safe flight! (:

hmm, brazen family got finalized too

eugene- brazen eagle

sk- pnis brazen

alloy- dildo brazen

gk- brazen va zai na

me!- brazen hussy (carolyn says its really vulgar :/ )

eagle pnis dildo and vazaina fought at mavs condo :/ hope everything would be alright.

btw, turn up on saturday to get the class tees, and bring extra change and whatever was assigned to you!

till then homies(:

2008-10-19T07:53:00.000-07:00

church was the dumbest. walked into church prepared to pay back the dollar i owed. and only till after church when i walked to the car. olandas moms merc was staring at me! with the mom staring at me too! then i tried to signal '1dollar' and suddenly, the stupid window opened and she stared at me again! and i ran off laughing in embarrasment.
mmh, lunch then went to some stinky pet shop, then went to ikea then went home then went to grandparents house again for dinner. and after everything, my slippers broke ): ['poor' music plays]

hahah, you can have her! im going homosexual (again), once broken considered sold man.

2008-10-18T08:13:00.000-07:00

HI ROCKS. LONG TIME NO SEE(:
wow, todays pretty shacked. ive realised i have lost 2480912840(puts si unit here) of stamina and strength): finally started my climbing again. gosh, ive dropped to a bad 6a+ :/ joel's still round 6b. hahah i gotta train during the long break manz.
mmh. climbed from 10-2. then chionged to church. phew, got there at bout 3 20+. surprisingly, class was open and the girls were unstacking the chairs :O hahaha omg i was never early so super ps. gosh, went to camp in the toilet till they finished. cath on the whole was just bout laughing and getting scolded for laughing. samuel tham has been highlighted that he looks like a fishball. and that little blob stole my things! i love samuel tham, full of shit la he(:
hah, waited for miss low till nearly 5 40? hahah gosh, whats wrong with her class man. went retarded and stupid with kristian & sam till then. Samuel Tham seems to talk bout olanda alot eh *perverse msn smiley here*

dinner was with dads golf friends. wow, alot of drama with my sister. she hates smokers to the maxx, and freaking cried when one of the men smoked-.- dad got pissed (they're fighting now /: )
dads friends are really funny. hahah and one of them was kinda vulgar (well, boys would always be boys)
i was messaging pyx (her grandfathers birthday! happy birthday grandfather pang, i have no idea how you live with your granddaughter) then i heard 'what the fuck'
hahah didnt know golf could make people swear. (so much for a prestigious sport)
overall, the other families were pretty nice (to me of course!) kept giving me food. *looks at the top of the post* I JUST LOST ALOT OF MY STRENGTH! ): and one lady kept saying 'ke ai, ke ai' mom told me that means cute. (wth!)

-im gonna be the next president of singapore. your gonna be my maid (;

2008-10-16T07:48:00.000-07:00

BRAVEN *
today was utterly stupid.
got into the school bus and the weird driver kept speaking chinese to me. huh. and when i reached school, i was already busy with cutting peoples hair with alloy really nicely to pass the haircheck! my #7098290 dream would be.. to become a hairstylist ((:
mmh. NOT SURPRISINGLY. all of us passed the hair check! especially myself.
gosh, then omar made us do stupid surveys and watch some war movie.
recess was fun. ate and taopok-ed. ouch. hahah we turned the tables on saykeong when he tried to pull down jitkai and i got him on the floor instead. then stupid alger spilt his drink on us. and even the sec 4 jumped on top. crushing myself and hurting sk's jaw.
after school there was a big commotion bout who was going to go play rockband. finally, no one really cared no more, and everyone went.
finished the rockband tour in less than and hour or so. ahha there are no new songs:/ what a waste. geekhiangs house was full of madness. to top it off, the mother and sister were at home.
so saykeong fell asleep in the bedroom. and smart eugene brought the dog and made it molest sk! which ended up in this conversation.
'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK OFF. GET IT OFF. (this repeated many times)'
and it could be heard while i was jammingg. and the sister came in and said.
' please mind your language in other people's house'
awh, sk got scolded by a girl!
ahh but super pro chris chia was still getting the top performer status (((:
geek's mother gave us the surprised look. she must be amazed by our long range of vocabulary. so much for being gentlemen eh marist.
on the way to the mrt. alloy gave us weird names. imhussy. and theres penis, and dildo and eagles, and alot of other retarded-ness in his weird imagination. oh and our surnames are braven. then eugene/eagle (wth?) started molesting dildo (alloy). ouch. and alloy kept shouting my nickname.
oh and the class tee's finally done. gosh. two people want their names to be 'a7x' how dumb is that. why cant people just be serious for a change. monday's cip clean-up-the-freaking-park day. hope we'll all have effing fun.

haha this is the part where im suppose to express my love and gratitude to misspyx. (wth?)
so since im not going all hyper and stupid,

As crimson droplets stain the blade
i notice how pain is encapsulated in them
blood dripping causing a cacophony of sounds
dissonance, a nuisance
yet all i want is to see you.

-ro (LOL she can be some poet)

2008-10-14T04:20:00.000-07:00

what if i wanted to break
laugh it all off in your face.
what if i fell to the floor
couldnt take this all anymore.-what would you do-

[hahaha omg im addicted to rock band]

sigh. today's results day
to suck it off, i had to take public transport to school. bus drivers in the morning looks like murderers!

i think maris stella is so retarded to put all sec1'sand2's into the same hall.
bloody heat wave and body odour. they gave back the papers in one shot.
well, hey, yeah i was happy. i passed.
then came english. english english english. why are you so annoying? have you ever thought bout how i felt when i looked at you? words cant describe it. i could look pale as i stared into the red lines. jq was patting me. douglas was pointing at me. the world seemed deaf.
then i fell asleep.
hahah wth i was really tired-sigh-glad everythings over. cant undo what's done. jammed at geekhiangs house till 6. everyone was either being retarded or emotionally spastic. guess i was the latter. i actually started being the vocalist. scored quite high (:
guess my friends are the only who can make me smile.
momma just scolded me for eating late. teachers either tease me or tell me how lucky i am. hah
screw double wattage.

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

2008-10-13T07:29:00.000-07:00

cycling was a disaterrrr.
hahah i was actually the earliest and i got to eastcoast with a map and a bus card
sks bike totally got wrecked. so he had to rent
omg and you should have seen bc's dressing.. dress light = shirt belt bermudas & converse!?!?
haah and maynard was wearing track pants.
wooo disasterrr.

hmm then after a while nearing changi.. weijies bike totally screwed):
fixed it once but screwed again.
sigh. he had to walk with it. poor weijie ):

so we all turned back and headed for the shop cause wj couldnt go to changi
and got overtimed again ):
headed to the beach and slacked. friggin hot lah tday. so just threw myself into the disgusting salty water.
and..SAND FIGHT sk threw sand at me hair): hard! then brian cheng joined in the sadism :/
revengeeeee is sweet.
then weplayed beach soccer! kinda dumb:/ i kept getting hurt.
after that everybody left to wash up and i lied on the beach looking at the sky when suddenly. some black thing sat on me! SK@$*%!% omg and there were two woman in the sea with another guy in their underwear.. friggin sick
anyway. headed to macs with sk and met up with the rest of the gang. got totally pangsehed at the bus stop. and im home!

today is thankful
been a while since we laughed together
glad to cheer one another
felt like heaven
mmh
today shall re-happen.

GOOD LUCK FOR RESULTS DAY EVERYONE

2008-10-12T01:57:00.000-07:00

ah well. im all tied
guess we both tried.
maybe give it a week or two.
i aint leaving you.
i aint giving up.
damm.

today i went to church looking like a fish
how intelligent chris.
now my mom's scolding me cause i didnt take my medication.
dads back from washington.
hes scolding me too
eoys are over. just leave me alone
please.

2008-10-11T09:36:00.000-07:00

edit// omg andrew cracks me up loads.

chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
shes just
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
a girl
ao says:
wtf man
ao says:
yea
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
with alot of fat at the wrong places
ao says:
HAHA
ao says:
dude i just had a very nice dinner
ao says:
can we please try to keep it in my stomach.
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
haha sureeeee
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
awh come on
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
admit it
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
and youve seen her more than me
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
you see her fats accumalate too
ao says:
HAHAHA
ao says:
believe me chris
ao says:
if you're my size
ao says:
a fucking pig
ao says:
would look slim
ao says:
to you.
ao says:
even an overweight pig
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
LOL

hahah my cousins the shit man. aye, liz! hope your fine with your whatever (:

2008-10-11T06:14:00.000-07:00

yesterday was a blast.
stayed up till 4am talking. arguing. everyone seems to be leaving

haha and i woke up at 9(thanks to mom) then slept again. then woke up at 9.30(thanks to mom again). then slept. then woke up at 10! and realised i had tuition. shit.
anyway, tuition was full of rubiks cubes. and really messy. again, i had trouble conversing in chinese :/
haha heck. then came home. slept till 3 30 for church! todays lesson kinda sucked. but i love love love love samuels' shoe [pink & black!] *must have must have!* then we were asked to do something with coloured paper.. aye, only sam and i went up. his colours were black purple and red while mine was black pink and red. apparantly, i only used pink (kope the rest! (; )
then the rest of the class started crowding. boss andre took purple and wrote 'intl gay colour' and showed samuel. hahah wth, then we started drawing unicorns and flowers etc(:
ahhhhh.. homosexualness owns
then as usual teacher scolded us for making noise when we totally did NOT!

after class i asked for a dollar cause i realised i didnt have my wallet and the stupid bus uncle would charge adult fare. so mr andre gave me TWO DOLLARS. everyones either nice, or failed math. so im walking round with a two dollar note asking for change.
so olanda low and her friend. i think it was nicole chia popped out of nowhere and spared me a dollar. so i had THREE dollars. what to do): [thanks anyway!]

please stay.

2008-10-10T08:57:00.000-07:00

2HENRY & TWINS @ VIVO.

walking down your memory lane.

today would be marked 2henry's "one of the best (WAY BETTER THAN PENISULA) outing!

so everything was planned just ytd. umm woke up, ate an EGG? (mother cooks weird breakfast) then just slacked my way through time. used the com abit.. AND SUDDENLY. someone changed the movie. apparantly.. bout half of us didnt wanna watch house bunny (bet they get horny super fast! so they wanna save face) hahah wth. and then i rearranged it to eagle eye.

SO EVERYONES HAPPY! (how nice i am). so mom sent me(thanks mom!)then i got to vivo bout 1340?

AND WE WERE SUPPOSE TO MEET AT TWO! everyone was early and inside the small little arcarde! whereby adults(: like us were underage ): OMG and alloy and i were wearing almost identically the same. THIS WAS PLANNED K! kinda cool though everyone was like 'gay gay gay' stupid sk!

aye but it was all good [cause i totally looked way better than alloy!] kidding(; so then all of us gathered.. and went to buy tickets for the 3 10 eagle eye show! well there were 16 of us. and it cost(in total) bout 136? hahah so there was this huge commotion on the money. and we all paid 10bucks. EXCEPT A GEEKHIANG. and his excuse was 'i forgot la!' [plus he was standing in the front with sk discussing the cash]oh and when we were buying. this grp of girls started shouting 'shan wei, shan wei [eugene]' and he totally turned red la! orh hor hor. eugene! what have you done in your pri school!

so then the group separated when the tickets were bought. sk they all went to eat lunch. and eugene, jw, wj, alloy, gk and i went to help eugene choose his shoe to buy. [he really needs new shoes] hahah so we went converse, and we kept prompting him that he need not buy something he uses to wear to school! aye, then we left the shop and i went to find my jeans! sigh. no avail. aye, so i went back upstairs to join them again. and i saw gks sister! then we started talking bout how weird she is and gk told us all her dirty little secrets(;

talk till we reached zinc and wanted to find alloys 'as said by many' FUGLY bag. and wanted to suan him! but nah. it wasnt there [zinc must have thrown away they're design cause they couldnt stand its uglyness] hahah kidding!

walked over to 7-11, bought drinks and i took a photo with alloy! haha omg khiang was so retarded with camera position and wear we should stand or shit.

then we sat at the weird green thing and started talking bout the millions of retardness our super huge brains could come up with. and finally! mr black and his gang came. then suan me bout vivo no chio bu): stop scolding me! like cathays any better. hahah and stupid joonwoon started pointing at some girl wearing extremely little cloth on her body.

ah! then it was bout 2 50. and we went back to the cinema and i saw (guess who) MY MOM! ahhah shouted hi mom and now shes telling me how nice the guy at the back said hi aunty.

aye then we took a grp photo courtesy of sks senior. and upstairs we went! then alot of us went toilet. and i told sk 'come toilet lah!'

"noo im not gay!"

'pfft'
"wooo im gay! lets go toilet!"

the things my class says (;

aye here's another.

'oi go into the cinema la'

"its the wrong side!'
'here la! (points at a very ulu cinema ticket guy)'
"really meh?"
'duh! stupid dumb shit'
ticket guy: excuse me, cinema 1 is on the other side
"LOL"

'i mean its the other side la stupid dumb shit!'

that took bout 5minutes of our precious cinema ads time): ahh then as usual sk's side always made alot of comments bout the ads appearing. omg then the seniors (sec 3 marist) kicked sk's chair and told him to shut up. and a fight sparked(im not sure of the exact words:/)

"shut up la chee bye"

'oi kick me isit fucker. chao cheebye'

"fuck?"

'fuck you lah bitch'
"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"

*sk stands up* 'want fight isit. wuji stand up lah. hum ji ah'

fat guy keeps quiet.

'Hum lah!' *sk sits and laughs silently*

hahaha omg shit, i was damm freaked out lah. plus after that. a mother brought her child from sitting behind the sec 3s to the front. tsk, public places are not meant for scolding!

so before the show started. miss p.yuxian told me how inconsiderate it was to sms in the cinema. so nice little me turned off my cell. WHILE SK still dared to leave it on general. LOL AND EUGENE PURPOSELY CALLED HIM. dammm funny lah sks reaction. sigh, then throughout the movie, eugene left for a wedding): oh and there was tanglin sec ppl. think sec 1. and amoung them.. there was a little couple making out INFRONT OF ME. haha and i accidently kicked the girls head *whoops.* and i took off my shoe and put my feet at their head. not on purpose k!

then the move ended at bout 4 plus. and we went to the toilet again! omg i was shivering from top to bottom. bloody cinema, wear did the heater go! so we jj and i crowded round the hand drying machine thing in the toilet and heated our hands. *ahhhhhh* oh then sk met the sec 3 guy again and he said

'wu ji gan gan lai' [i think that means got balls then come here]

haha but nah, he went outside with the other little sec 3's ALEX WAS THERE do ya'll remember alex?!?!? super cool guy.

aye anyway. we decided to go back to the top of vivo and slack.
so much shit happened! we started wanting to go into that weird pool. then when we reached the furthest part of the pool.. SK AND THE REST WHO DIDNT COME INTO THE WATER TOOK (SOME) SHOES AND RAN. then i was freaked out and gave chase, but apparantly.. THEY DIDNT TAKE MY SHOE! ahhhhhh so pai seh. then got suanned again. ahaha omg then took hell lot of jump shots which never really worked.

aye, then went to the playground downstairs to slack more! but we ended up climbing up the weird statues and taking more photos! then this happened.

"omg look at the spinning testes!"

everyone runs over to the blue stuff (i think its water droplets) and i was the first victim to get nausea): super headache lah! ended up resting in the aircon corridoor. aye, then we saw more cool stuff!

like some kid wearing his bage underwear and with some weird white thing on the part where his little winnie's suppose to be. hahaha and he was pole dancing! how cool is that(; oh and there were other little kids climbing up weird structures. hmm odac wannabes!

oh my, then sk wanted everyone to play on the circular thing that turns. AND WE GOT TAOPOKED): plus i was at the bottom): ouch.

played till bout nearly 6? then sk had to leave:/ so did wj and everyone else. left with.. alloy gk jj ss maynard and i. hahah they wanted to eat! my gosh. surely grow fat! omg and ss brought us to some super hotdog place. ALMOST EVERYTHING HAD CHILLI):

but i wanted the chilli cheese hotdog so badly.

'hello what would you like to order'

"ummmmmmmmmmm.. chilli cheese hotdog no chilli"

'er.'

*silence*

'sure'

omg i was damm embarresed that my order would be possible. aye then ate super fast and left a 7.30. YOU SHOULD SEE THE QUOTES THEY HAVE IN THE EATERY.its like..

'we are proud of out chillis'

'never finish a hotdog in 5bites. (then explains all the natural goodness bout it)'

etc.
lousiest puns in the world.

anyway, took mrt home and i got back at 8 40! im not late! momma suck ittt

all-stars

heaven and hell

randoms on the top. deaths on the bottom

let us light up your sky (hahah omg we look like ftards)

we suck at emoing!

water aint stopping this gang

nice briefs wj (:

defy that damm gravity

[sk's the lead. jj's the drummer and your guitarist is jamming]
let me hear you say hey hey hey.
'rand di sm!'

blurred for the kings

thats 16tickets for you

the mrt gang!

needa massage?

2008-10-09T06:40:00.000-07:00

ROCKBAND \m/ !!

and the word for today is 'hum ji' ! (sk used it alot)

Anyway. so literature's over, and 11 of us went to penisula aka SCAM SHI JIE.

love the bus rides. writing gorillas number on the bus seats; making hell lot of noise; taking out the bus number and over turning it 28 -> 85. mmhm, thats 2H alright.

stupid aunty. everyday laugh laugh laugh. say 'ohh all of your look handsome today' ahem! we look handsome like.. EVERYDAY ahahh wtf. then she'll say ' for you, i give discount' 'special price, special price' specially HIGH lah freak. scam me 5 bucks for 3 items. grr..

ah then of course before that we had to change. and the toilet got clogged! so say keongs super plan. ' lets change here!' points outside a shop that hasnt opened yet. then everyone says nonononno. and he goes.. HUM JI AH. sigh. so we ran round penisula to find a proper changing room. and when we went into the first toilet. EUGENE went to off the light! plus got some old ah pek inside say i did it! stupid uncle, get so scared so fast say want complain or some shit. but heck! the toilet couldnt be used anyway. AND DOUGLAS did it again when we were rushing out of the toilet! then the uncle hyperventilated.

pfft. high blood pressure still go penisula.

Anyway! finally we decided to go to the staircase landing to change. after i finished, got one uncle come walking up the stair case! freaking stupid la. sk was convincing him that we weren't gay(:

ah then just walk walk around penisula. sk spend money like grow from trees. and the grp got separated! (1 half go eat. 1 half go toilet wax hair-.-) hahah then stupid train break down and my half met up with the other half one the next train. reunion eh.

ahh then play pool. omg the arrangment was so confusing and alloy and i were looking for chicks(; LOL and when we paid. eugene went to drop the 10 dollar note.. hahah the paikia owner got damm angry.

hmm. so guess what time it was! THREE PLUS ONLY. my gosh. so bout 6 of us went home (to play com=.=) and the rest went to play ROCKBAND. omg my new found love ((: hahah so its like.. khiang on the drums. sk the vocals. & alloy and i the hard core gutarist! (im actually quite good!) omg and sk can really hit the vocal beats thing. we should go for the rock band comp! (and xia suey our class (; )

so then we left in a bloody hurry as khiangs sis (owner of the rockband) was coming home. hmm so we took the mrt and there were no seats! so super smart sk said 'sit on the floor lah. dont humji!' haha wtf. and yeah we starting zilian-ing (:

now im gonna fantasize bout myself jamming up on stage! \m/

peace out!

guitar heroes

cough.schoolshoe.cough

and someone said we aint gay

and that same someone said he wanted to do nipple piercings

just like old times(;

2008-10-08T08:25:00.000-07:00

them little change that got us.

woah. its been a year since ive blogged. and tomorrows the last day of exams! dates are so fun to play with.
oh well. CHRISCHIAS back. with new awesome powers like making my phone degrade to some gay shit with infared and 0.1 mega pixel camera. i love my phone♥
good luck for literature ya marist. and we're going to be playing pool!
watch me hit the 8 ball in again(:

haha and its bloody 23 31. guess this post is just for the testing.

hah. you got me there with your words. guess i was just the good things. i'll still love you as a friend. you were somewhat the closest. wish i could repay you. thanks for guiding me through these years. now it seems so easy for ya to let go. hell no, i cant live like this. but you can! good luck with better things. i wish we never changed. -

seemed like just yesterday when we talked till dawn doesnt it. mmh you got me alright.

WOW. SMALL FONT ISNT SMALL AT ALL